You dudes been watching Americian Idol? Come on, I know you have. It's okay to admit it. What the hell else is on T.V Wednesday nights?
Poor oil rig guy Michael Sarver got the boot last night. Dude was a oof, and during his post "i'm-going-home-to-the-place-where-I-belong" intervew, he drops this on us...
"There is something that America does not know about me. I am a serious writer. I have written over 890 songs since the age of 14. There is a lot of stories, a lot of life, a hard-lived life and a good-lived life...and I'm going to share it."
890 songs? give me a break. I'm wary of anyone under the age of 30 that has written more then 100 songs - but eight hundered and ninety of them? Hey buddy, The Beatles only wrote 193 songs and maybe about 20 of those were throw-away studio outtakes released on some "rarities" boxset. What makes this guy think America wants to listen to all 890 of his songs about his life?
I guarantee you this is the last we will see of Michael Sarver.
Next up on the plank? Please Jebus let it be Scott.
1 comments:
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.....ohhh, come on... you don't want to see him do another jebus ballad?
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